SoyToy Eggplant Contest

I enticed you to write, 50 words or less,
an ode to my native eggplant.

Of 500 entries, two tied for the best,
so I awarded each creative entrant.

Two people rewarded, SoyToys they've got.
By not breaking the tie, in hot water, I'm not!

Ok, ok. So I win the pathetic poor prose prize.

After reading through dozens of Nostrildamus, Nixon,
and Jimmy Durante jokes, all of which made me laugh,
I've settled on my two favorites. The first introduced
another character, a foreign language, and a bit of
veggie romance. The second won more for its visual
brilliance than poetic wit.

The Winners:

Sharon Taylor - Charlotte, Tennessee
sharsuz@hotmail.com

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"Ze Great Cyrano De Eggplant silently weeps for his
unrequited love, Roxanne Le Radishio. Ze fates
have cruelly swept him from ze vine before he chanced
to express his "scentual" love to his cherished
"hottie." Mon Dieu, what shall he do? He "nose"
not...Me thinks me smells a sequel..."
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Myron McMillin - Birmingham, Michigan
myron@3dnewmedia.com

You've got to see and read Myron's winner:

Myron's winner

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