Copyright: Dairy Education Board Hall of Shame!

The Dairy Coalition
Hall of SHAME!
THIS deception begins at the very TOP!



Shameful "presidential" pustaches
Presidential Pustaches

Clinton and Dole have sold their soul,
to an industry with money and power
Would they have been tempted to pose for an ad
by the growers of cauliflower?


Dr. Donna Shalala

Meet the boss
of our FDA
and Health & Human Service.
By endorsing one
industry’s product,
she makes many people nervous.
In ten drops of milk –
a million cells of pus
applied to her upper lip,
Endorse hormones
for our children?
Don’t take another sip!


Ms. DHHS let the FDA "do its thing"!
Magic won't cure a disease!
David Copperfield

Milk hormones are linked to BREAST CANCER,
and that is something quite tragic.
Remove hormones from milk, no easy task-
not even Houdini could conjure that magic!

Larry King

53 slices of bacon each day,
19,000 in each year.
The equivalent cholesterol contained in milk,
His mustache should disappear!
From milk and cheese
The average American
O.D.s on cholesterol and fat.
This man had surgery
For heart disease, now what do you think of that?

Should be nailing the TRUTH
Running the wrong way!
FLORENCE GRIFFITH JOYNER

Protein in milk is good for you,
Flo-Jo is quite emphatic.
The casein in milk,
Is furniture Glue –
That’s why one becomes
an asthmatic.
500,000 kids in New York
are tragically diagnosed –
free milk at school,
free cheese each day –
these sick kids are overdosed!

Flo-Jo, may you rest in peace,
Your autopsy displayed
That your last meal contained some cheese,
in death you are betrayed.

SPIKE LEE

Spike’s a famous director
and Knick fan,
With a message for each
African-American.
Ninety percent of blacks
cannot tolerate lactose,
so why does Spike advise
them to take another dose?
Lee poses with glue applied
to his face,
and in doing so betrays
nine out of ten of his race.


Directing the wrong way!
Sickness and death are not funny
CONAN O’BRIEN

Conan’s such a funny guy,
He’s on late night T.V.
But the joke’s on those
drinking fluids... from cows with Leukemia and T.B.

DAISY FUENTES

Daisy Fuentes, Miss Latin,
refuses to let the fat-in.
Uruguay has the world’s third highest rate
of breast cancer and milk consumption.
Skim milk with hormones in the name of
nutrition - an unhealthy, dangerous assumption.

Anybody in any country gets zapped
Bouncing back from being sick can be difficult
PATRICK EWING

Patrick Ewing, what are you doing?
You broke your wrist, so brittle.
You should know, calcium in milk,
you only absorb a little!
The nations that eat a lot of dairy
are the ones with bone disease.
Cows & people eat greens for strong bones,
so please – don’t eat the cheese.

KRISTI YAMAGUCHI

Kristi Yamaguchi –
She should just eat sushi!
Chinese, Koreans and Japanese,
eat no butter, milk or cheese, and very rarely have bone disease.
Oh what a riot,
the milk and dairy diet!

Won't skate away from disease!
Should be arresting all the above!
NYPD BLUE

Smits & Franz, what’s in your hands?
A substance so sublime,
Cancer, bone and heart disease,
your message is a crime.




NOTE TO CELEBRITIES:

      IT'S NOT TOO LATE TO JOIN THE DAIRY EDUCATION BOARD.    PERHAPS YOU DID NOT REALIZE HOW HARMFUL "NATURE'S PERFECT FOOD" REALLY IS TO HUMANS.

      PLEASE CONTACT US AND WE WILL PRINT YOUR RETRACTION, WITH YOUR PHOTO IN A FULL PAGE NEW YORK TIMES ADVERTISEMENT!

How about it, Mr. President?


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