Copyright: Dairy Education Board Hall of Shame!

The Dairy Coalition
Hall of SHAME!
THIS deception begins at the very TOP!



Buffy (milk is a NONO!)
Sarah Michelle Gellar

Hey Buff, we've heard enough!
You posed for an ad for a milk mustache,
And probably earned a lot of cash.
In TEEN you say that milk's not right,
we feel you've given us the bite!


Naomi Campbell

Her job is to model new clothing
But her actions we find to be loathing
Mood swings - learn this lesson,
Got Milk? Got Aggression!
As a model for dairy, she's scary!!!

Naomi was sued for assault. Read all about it at: 121398.html


Why?
Off to future medical problems?
These septuplets were famous
           from birth,
They've adorned a box of
           Wheaties,
Maybe soon they'll be known
           all over the earth,
Poster children to cure diabetes!



Joshua Jackson

We saw your milk ad in TIME,
Dairy folks have committed a crime,
We wrote letters to editors,
About sexual predators
How they abuse kids in their prime.

As for your indiscretion,
Calcium builds no erection,
And you've helped spread a message that's criminal.
Propaganda's your lesson,
On account of your profession-
Spreading milk brainwashing, so subliminal.

Sex scandle! Read all about it at: 062099.html


How young is TOO young?
Should YOUR picture be here?
Should YOUR NAME be here?






NOTE TO CELEBRITIES:

      IT'S NOT TOO LATE TO JOIN THE DAIRY EDUCATION BOARD.    PERHAPS YOU DID NOT REALIZE HOW HARMFUL "NATURE'S PERFECT FOOD" REALLY IS TO HUMANS.

      PLEASE CONTACT US AND WE WILL PRINT YOUR RETRACTION, WITH YOUR PHOTO IN A FULL PAGE NEW YORK TIMES ADVERTISEMENT!



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